Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt