What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.