Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...