Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them