Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...