Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest