ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
because it did.
Because it was a double-crosser
Dodged-a-Rango
A: To get to the second hand shop.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
uh.. I don't remember..
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
3, and the rest are true stories.
