Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.