What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.