What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Boo man! Boo!

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.