Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
The Significant Others just want babies.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
You can't.
Knock knock jokes
The execution
Tune a fish
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
Because they can't put their finger on it.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
Like a Bosch!
He met the grill of his dreams.
A chromatose
