Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
I don't want to taco bout it.
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
They're both cheesy.
People laugh at my face.
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
Because he didn't need a living room anymore!
Wake me up before you go-go
You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
He gets her Dawn.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
He met the grill of his dreams.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
