Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.