Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes