Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.