Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !