Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !