Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.