Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !