Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.