Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant