How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.