Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
He took a ship.
Probable Cosby
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
Twelve, you got a problem with that
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
To keep an eye on the exit
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
Pubstep
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
