Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Straight Outta Carton.
Once in awhile.
An insti-GATOR!
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Turned down 4 watt
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
