Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!