Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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Kurt n Rod.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds