Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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because he was smoking quack!

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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For proper gander purposes.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!