Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent