Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!