Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"