Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.