Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.