Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.