Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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Bet on it.

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To stop getting confused as feminists

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What is an Italian Pirate's favourite food?

SpARGHetti

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He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.