Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving