What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.