What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.