What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap