What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.