What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!