What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.