What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.