How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".