How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.