Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin