Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin