Why couldn't the apple speak to the ora...

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin