How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down