How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !