How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit