Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.