Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."