Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.