Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!