Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid