What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.