What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.