What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.