What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."