What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.