What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.