Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this