Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!