Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!