Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.