Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.