Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.