Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.