Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !