What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."