What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.