What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.