What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.