What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Why don't women tip bartenders?

They don't give a tip because they take the tip.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.