What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.