What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)