Always tip your server.
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Because the servers are always steaming hot
A wake-tress
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
