What disease does a married man have?

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred