What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.