What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft