What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.