Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.