Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...