Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.