Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son