Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.