Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a turlte that flies?

a shellocopter. damn homies

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.