The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
All their luggage is carrion.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
As far away as possible. shameful
They only ever have carrion baggage.
A head banger.
Carrion my wayward son
Carrion luggage
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Both are dead inside.
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They keep saying check, mate.
I don't know, check the post above me.
Well, it ain't a piece of cake.
An algorithm.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Because it was a freight!
A flying saucer.
He didn't like the Pilate
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
A square dance.
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A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Wizz Air
A crow with a machine gun.