Vulture Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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