The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
All their luggage is carrion.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
As far away as possible. shameful
They only ever have carrion baggage.
A head banger.
Carrion my wayward son
Carrion luggage
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Both are dead inside.
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Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
Little.
Baryon my wayward son!
It was dynamite!"
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Oh, just put it on my bill."
A Buck-An-Ear
Stephen Hawking.
Boeing boeing boeing
