The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
All their luggage is carrion.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
As far away as possible. shameful
They only ever have carrion baggage.
A head banger.
Carrion my wayward son
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No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Both are dead inside.
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