Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.