Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss