Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.