What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"