What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !