What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What is the hottest part of a man's face?

His sideburns.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.