How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

German Jokes More German Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."