How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.