How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say bra in German?

dashud sthapem from flappen

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.