How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.