How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).