Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !