Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !