Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening