Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.