Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall