Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.