What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.