What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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A hammeredhead

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All-porpoise cleaner.

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He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

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For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

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A Loco Motif

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.