What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.