What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.