What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.