What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.