What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it