What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.