What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.