What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.