What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.