What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.