When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.