When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...