When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!