What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.