What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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the guy likes his power chords too much.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

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Why did the salad cross the road?

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.