What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

Salad Bar Jokes More Salad Bar Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager