What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

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What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager