Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)