Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)