Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.