Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.