Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.