Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.