Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.