Suspect Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.