What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Glock coma

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Their scared they'll say something nigative

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Bro sure!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people