How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!