How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.