How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!