What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion