What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion