Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle