Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*