How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What do you call a mexican barber?

El Chapo

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!